blur queen

someone: hello, can i speak to swissroll?

me: yes speaking.

someone: i'm calling from AIA. you have been selected for a special promotion.

me: ..... .... (kinda stoned. took me a few secs to respond)

me: huh? again, what special promotion? (thinking hard if i've a policy with AIA)

someone: heheheee..... eh, its me lah. you cannot recognise my voice ah?

me: huh... oh, its u, pot.

really ah, my reaction damn slow leh?!?! when can i stop taking my flu medication??????!!!!!!!!!!